what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
For Girlfriend to do on pride
Overall, disappointing night. Buddies didn’t see my text, so I was not invited out. Girlfriend was going to come over, but her plans ran long and she didn’t. Short story I was very excited about by one of my favorite authors was terrible. 😒
There’s a new Inside Amy Schumer tonight after Tosh.
In the meantime, click here to watch sketches from last week’s episode. They’re so good.
Omfg this is 200% my office mate
ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!
*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
this is SO VALID!!
If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.
Going through hell for someone and in return being taken for granted was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never. Again.